I'm so weird, and my tastes can sometimes be so strange, people often don't realize when I'm being sarcastic.
(Which is one of my favourite things to be.)
Really, it happens a lot.
(Not as much as people informing me of how unreasonably quiet I am.)
((Yeah. I get it. How about you
be more aware of your surroundings.))
No, I don't actually want to go see the San Francisco Mime Troupe.
But thank you for calling to double check with me, just to be sure.
(I love you, and this cracks me up.)
"I honestly didn't know if you were serious or not."
No. No, I'm good.